Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Why have I not been able to post recently.

Wow! I see that I haven't posted for long!

And I had this funny accident about a fortnight ago, where I walked into a shop , where the floor was so white that I did not see the stairs coming and I 'walked into air' and got hit with many objects in my way of falling , so that my knee fell apart , and my chest and right side of face hit some kind of platform, and my head hit some kind of machine before going into some kind of hollow under the machine.

Confused? Well, this is the best way I can explain the so said slide, and since I can't do better, you shall have to do the task of picturing it yourself !

And so there were these horrible abrasions on both my knees, and the right knee is swollen and immobile still ; and the next day of the accident ,when I sat down to chew on my breakfast, I discovered , to my horror,  that my jawline had been pushed to one side in such a manner, that my upper and the lower teeth lost their alignment so that the upper teeth were chewing my lower inner jawline on the right side , and my lower gums on the left side , and the same thing was happening with my upper gums too and the palate in the opposite direction.

While trying to chew, my jaw was rotating like a cow's, while it ruminates! ( I am not joking)

I was so alarmed, that forgetting the pain and all, I gave hard knocks with my fist to the lower left jawline , and kept hammering, till my jawline got aligned back, teeth and all ! So you can imagine how 'raw' I feel all over, still, and am popping in painkillers pills like jelly beans!

So you can imagine, how difficult thinking can be in such a condition, when you are sore all over.

And that is why there have been no posts.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Wednesday - One Shot

Last night
The rain drenched me.
Cold and shivering
I came to you
Seeking warmth

Your mouth
Did not
Claim mine
To blow a heat
To Life

Instead
You broke dried twigs
From the past
Gathered
Dry leaves
Of the time gone by
And built
A fire

Emptying our hearts
Of shriveled words
Smoothing out lines
We studied our palms
Shedding tears...

Then
Pruning , sawing
Whatever you found
Outgrowing
On my body ,
Chopping off
The taboos
All these
You fed to flames
To keep me warm
And alive.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Friday Flash 55ve Fiction : Thanksgiving



Dear God

Thanks for making my entry into the world easy. Bless my Mommy and Daddy and my trifle bit jealous little big brother , 'cause I know that deep in his heart he loves me. And bless my aunts too. Look, I even dressed up as a nun and my hands are blue from clasping...

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

YAAAAAAYYY!

I AM AN AUNTIE ONCE MORE!

Baby NADIA,  born  November 16th , 2010!

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Monkey Man's Sunday 160

Its my Sixth Blogoversary.

Sniff! :(
         '     
I am feeling so ashamed.
    
Have changed so many Avatars on the way...



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..and I still have to get a Life!

Friday, November 12, 2010

Friday Flash 55ve Fiction

One old man to another : 'Where have you been for last eight weeks?"

" In Jail"

"In Jail??? What for!!!??"

" Well, I was standing at a corner, and this beautiful young girl came with a policeman saying, ' Officer, this is the man who attacked and tried to kiss me.' I felt so flattered, that I admitted!"

Monday, November 1, 2010

PINK and red and PINK and orange and green and PINK and Black and PINK...

My Wonderful Brother and his lovely wife

Had a Halloween Baby Shower...

For yet-to-be-born Nadia

With Bows and Polka Dots and Cradle and Pink Roses (YUM)

And More YUM

AND STILL MORE YUM YUM!!


And "Fairy"(?) Godmothers ( with pathetic broom)




That hid itself as soon as I called it pathetic!



What a loot for Nadia!