Friday, September 14, 2012

Friday Flash 55ve Fiction ( Beast Fable # 7) Even Tigers don't kill when not hungry!

Fox and Lion enter a restaurant.

Fox: (Signaling to a waiter) I 'd like to have ten buffalo wings served on my plate.

Waiter: Ok. And what would your companion have sir?

Fox: O he is not hungry. If he were, do you think you would be here... or I would be here ordering for food?

(Inspired by Mark's   Scarring the Light Blue Sky

Friday, September 7, 2012

Friday Flash 55 : Misery of Miserly(Beast fable # 6)

Pig:(lamenting to Cow): How's it that people always praise you as gentle;when you only give them milk and cream? I give much more like bacon, ham, bristles and they pickle my feet.Yet I'm unpopular.They even use my name as an abuse.

Cow:(Musing) Hmmm...perhaps it's because I give while I'm still alive...