Friday, November 12, 2010

Friday Flash 55ve Fiction

One old man to another : 'Where have you been for last eight weeks?"

" In Jail"

"In Jail??? What for!!!??"

" Well, I was standing at a corner, and this beautiful young girl came with a policeman saying, ' Officer, this is the man who attacked and tried to kiss me.' I felt so flattered, that I admitted!"

21 comments :

Brian Miller said...

hehe. i hope i am as ornery in my age...smiles.

Monkey Man said...

Your crystal ball saw into my future. Great 55.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Cute.

gospelwriter said...

excellent 55 - made me laugh

G-Man said...

MONA!!!!!!!!!
Loved your 55 ....
It's so great to see you back!
Thanks for the chuckle, thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

Alice Audrey said...

LOL!

Enchanted Oak said...

I'm like Brian... all I can say is
hehe.

anthonynorth said...

That was good. Enjoyed it :-)

joanny said...

this was too funny, love your sense of humor.

cheers,
joanny

A Daft Scots Lass said...

LOL poor old bugger...

Austin said...

Ha ha ha . . . ha ha ha! That was great!

Spiderman's Ride is my 55 this week.

Eric Alder said...

LOL! A funny 55, Mona!

jodi said...

Mona, love the pic and the happy old man!

PattiKen said...

Very cute. Gotta love the feisty ones.

Lulda Casadaga said...

What ever keeps ya going...;D
Have a great weekend!

ivan said...

I am that DOM. :)

magiceye said...

:)

Akelamalu said...

Aw bless him! Loved it Mona!

Nessa said...

Very funny 55. I could see that happening.

Me said...

Hmmm...he should have leaned over and snagged that kiss first. Sheesh, if you're gonna pay the time, you should at least do the crime. Or something like that. :)

Funny 55!
-C

moondustwriter said...

Now that is a great one can just hear the old man's voice as he tells his tale

moonie hugs